ari's definitions

percafetory

a word with no real definition
to get people to reveal their "honesty"

ask your friend" dude dont they look percafetory?" and if he says "yes" you will know hes a liar

by ari September 21, 2003

Porn on ice

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

by Ari February 10, 2003

Blonde

What Gaby should be.

"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde <3

by Ari April 17, 2005

Dang Blang Hang Thang

Valuable gold necklace.

That bitch tried to snatch my Dang Blang Hang Thang!

by Ari April 28, 2003

mad rad

to be crazy cool.
the awesomest kid alive.

ian is a mad rad kid

by ari September 18, 2003

mutha fucker

1. the actual act of fucking your maternal figure
2. My whole life revolves around it

1. Mom: Quick get out of bed, hurry Dad's coming back.
2. hehehehe, that was some good shit (lick the cum off my mouth)

by Ari December 14, 2003

gleam

bling or jewlery; anything that u can floss

Another word for bling cuz bling is played out; "I bling in my white tee, choose gleam"Dem Franchize Boyz

by Ari September 22, 2004