When a fat person becomes confused.
Not to be confused with Flabcon, a state in which a convict becomes obese.
Not to be confused with Flabcon, a state in which a convict becomes obese.
by STFC February 3, 2008
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Conflamma is a compound word that combines the words of "conflict" and "drama".. An argument that contains the conflict with some serious personal drama between the parties. Normally this involves some serious showing of ones ass in public.
Cat: What was going on with those two over there??
Sandy: Girl they got all kinds of issues between them.. It's a complete conflamma.
Sandy: Girl they got all kinds of issues between them.. It's a complete conflamma.
by BelleMorte November 13, 2011
Get the Conflamma mug.Adam: Excuse me miss, have you heard the word of Jesus Christ?
Eve: Umm.. I'm just reading.
Adam: Oh, well I loooove books, what are your reading?
Eve: It's a book for class.
Adam: I see. My favorite book is the bible. Do you want to get coffee some time and just talk about the glory of God? That sounds so awesome right now.
Eve: No thanks.
Adam: Ok well, I'm here all the time, so I'm sure I'll see you again. If you ever change your mind I would totally love to share His word with someone like you. God bless!
Eve: ... was that guy trying to conflirt with me? Or just convert me.
Eve: Umm.. I'm just reading.
Adam: Oh, well I loooove books, what are your reading?
Eve: It's a book for class.
Adam: I see. My favorite book is the bible. Do you want to get coffee some time and just talk about the glory of God? That sounds so awesome right now.
Eve: No thanks.
Adam: Ok well, I'm here all the time, so I'm sure I'll see you again. If you ever change your mind I would totally love to share His word with someone like you. God bless!
Eve: ... was that guy trying to conflirt with me? Or just convert me.
by liquidu September 29, 2012
Get the Conflirt mug.You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.
Agent: What's your credit card number, please?
You: 1234- (pause)
Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.
You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.
You: 1234- (pause)
Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.
You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.
by ibiwisi April 10, 2010
Get the Credit Card Conflict mug.The perception of matter having a discrete origin in linear time and space having a discrete size due to the finite origin in time of light.
Conflation posits that space is infinitely large and matter is infinitely old; however it appears to the viewer that matter has a discrete origin point and space is discretely measurable.
by sandraxine September 15, 2018
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