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Conflirt 

1) To court or seduce by coquettishly proselytizing.
Adam: Excuse me miss, have you heard the word of Jesus Christ?

Eve: Umm.. I'm just reading.

Adam: Oh, well I loooove books, what are your reading?

Eve: It's a book for class.

Adam: I see. My favorite book is the bible. Do you want to get coffee some time and just talk about the glory of God? That sounds so awesome right now.

Eve: No thanks.

Adam: Ok well, I'm here all the time, so I'm sure I'll see you again. If you ever change your mind I would totally love to share His word with someone like you. God bless!

Eve: ... was that guy trying to conflirt with me? Or just convert me.
Conflirt by liquidu September 29, 2012
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Workplace Conflict 

As the name suggests this is conflict within the workplace. These conflicts can be due to people with different personalities that just don’t get on well, or different opinions as to how the work should be done. Managers showing favouritism can cause or exacerbate workplace conflict as can the environment of the workplace itself or the hierarchical structure of the organisation.
Workplace conflict is pernicious and unpleasant and if there is no way that this conflict can be resolved you could be better off working for another organisation.
“Mark and Terry are butting heads over product development again.”
“No surprise there, this place is full of workplace conflict, I’m just glad I’m gone at the end of the month."

Rivals-Conflict 

Rivals-Conflict
When someone is always against everything you do.
A person who loves being on the opposite position against you.
someone who constantly disagrees with you.
Person: Dude every time you go to the club there’s a Rivals-Conflict.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
Rivals-Conflict by MillYentei DYSlick September 23, 2020

Fun Conflict 

Conflict between two fun things to do, where both choices are equally fun.

Nobody seems to have sympathy for people with "Fun Conflicts". In fact, they become a little annoyed and wish they had more fun conflicts of their own.
"Sorry I can't go to skiing this weekend, I have a Fun Conflict. I am going to Vegas with my buddies instead."

"Looks like we have a Fun Conflict on Saturday. We have to choice between Jack's tailgate party and Jill's hot tub party"
Fun Conflict by reddlynx99 October 23, 2011

Conflirtation 

(v), (n): The act of flirting through conflict.
(v) Though it appeared that Alyssa and Stefen were fighting, they were in fact conflirting.

(n) Alyssa and Stefen's conflirtation was painful to watch.
Word of the Day on November 27, 2021

Conflictedl

Conflictedl is one of the most influential players of the Hypixel. He's arguably the best lobby sitter of his time, He's so famous and talented. He is so sexy and the hottest SkyWars GodLike.
Conflictedl's is such a cutie
Conflictedl by SupremeIOI July 24, 2021

Conflict Diamonds 

Diamonds that derive from sierra leone, or any third world country;Diamonds that require harsh and cruel labour to mine.
Don't buy conflict diamonds, it's wrong!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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