mdg computers

MDG (acronym) = My Data's Gone

A garbage computer manufacturer in Canada that sells computers made from parts that fell on the floor from a real manufacturer's shop. Their alledged "customer service" and "technical support" is far from helpful. And their sales reps only knowledge is how to juggle numbers around to make the consumer think they are getting a deal when they're really not.

I bought a computer at MDG Computers and the harddrive crashed. MY DATA'S GONE!

I called MDG Tech Support for assistance and they put me on hold for 15 minutes because they were too stupid to know the answer.

by Canadavey December 30, 2006

Discovery Canyon Campus

K-12 prison full of braindead stoners and juulers that cried when mango pods became harder to get. The bundle that comes with the juulers makes all the bathrooms smell like shitty candy. While also being an “academic” school, their sports are some of the worst in the state. Also lots of suicides. Want a ethical reason to kill yourself? Go here. Great place but 7/10 rating for amount of homosexuals and retards.

Guy 1: Hey what school you go to?

Guy 2: Discovery Canyon Campus

Guy 1: Alright you know the deal show me your wrists.

by DCC Survivor December 6, 2018

computer worm

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.

1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 5, 2007

computer bullshit

Generally used when playing multiplayer video games (especially a FPS); the term describes something inexplicably retarded that gets you killed.

person a.) Dude, how the fuck did that happen? I had full armor and that son of a bitch killed me!

person b.) Man, its just some of that computer bullshit!

by 2legit69 March 23, 2011

Compulsory University Education Movement

Compulsory University Education Movement, also shortened as CUEM, is an intellectual and scientific movement that advocates University (Higher) Education should be compulsory such as elementary school and high school actually are. CUEM advocates that university fees and taxes should be heavily lowered or even abolished for people be able to graduate in higher education, and it also advocates that exams such as SAT and ENEM should be abolished since everyone will have access to higher education, those exams wouldn't be necessary for majority of universities.

"The Compulsory University Education Movement advocates that with University Education being compulsory, people will have more access to science and technology, and will be better prepared for life and for the future, it also advocates that university education is somehow already compulsory, but there aren't places for everyone and everyone should have access to them as they have to elementary school and high school."

by Full Monteirism January 11, 2021

combundance

Combundance is a word that common folk like you shall not ever seen to grasp. This word is for sophisticated aristocrats like Sir Friedrich Wazzlebozzle.

Oh darling, aren't these orphans so delightfully full of combundance.

by Sir Friedrich Wozzle Bozzle February 9, 2020

Compulse

A non-word that is often accidentally derived from the word 'compulsion' (which is in turn authentically derived from the word 'compel', or 'compelled'). This phenomenon might possibly be more common among fans of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series.

Graendal can Compulse me any time she wants.

by Terez27 August 16, 2011