Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

Colten

Some homeless guy you find on the street playing fortnite

Colten: “Hey kids do you want to play fortnite?”

by Mayo._.memes June 13, 2019

condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

condensate

when condensed steam drips from a surface

i just got condensated on by the top of my styrofoam chinese box.

by james Peterso December 28, 2008

condensing

The act of one, or more persons becoming one with their situation.

Man1: Dude look at Bret on the couch!
Man2: Damn he is condensing.

by Warreng March 8, 2014

colding

"colding someone out" is the act of stealing the covers off your just used lover to let them know you have finished.

Thanks love go clean your self up, im off to sleep so im colding you out

by Ozy the sex donkey December 2, 2007

colen

the tube were your shit comes out, it is inside you.

dont do it you have a hyper sensative colen!!!

by Jmac November 7, 2003