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caustraphobic

a word meaning “claustrophobic”, just in the Gemma Collins form. origins from Essex, popularised by Gemma Collins on 2016 Big Brother, after being asked to do a challenge.
“I DONT NEED THE MONEY! I DON’T NEED THE MONEY, DO YOU THINK THESE C**** ARE GUNNA PAY MY MORTGAGE? I’VE GOT MONEY! THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’M CAUSTRAPHOBIC DARREN!”
by kweenbeee March 6, 2019
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Claustrophobic

Claustrophobic means that a person or animal is scared of Santa Clause or Ms. Clause
Squidward: Patrick don't stand so close, you're making me claustrophobic
Patrick: What's claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa clause!
Squidward: NO IT DOES-
Patrick: Ho ho ho!
Spongebob: Stop! you're scaring him!
by 100%marvelfan October 6, 2019
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claustrophobia

An abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed spaces.
he's afraid of being closed in closets
by mei May 5, 2005
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F Cluster Bomb

When one or more people repeatedly drop f-bombs.
The movie is rated R because it's one big f cluster bomb.
by ookami80 March 7, 2009
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Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck
Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck
by yv July 8, 2004
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clusterfluff

when things are going horribly wrong, and you're surrounded by children or people you can't swear around, this is the clusterfluff!
when the third child pooed his pants, Amy realized that her job had quickly turned into a clusterfluff!
by W0rdSm1th123 April 15, 2011
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Argentinian Clusterfuck

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.
SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.
by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009
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