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close enough

"You got everything the teacher wants?"
"Eh, it's close enough."
by PLAYERLXIV May 26, 2018
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in the closet

A person that is secretly gay.
Your so far in the closet that your opening presents.
by Wthtimeizit December 27, 2009
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Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.
47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed
by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009
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Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler
"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"
by The Scav Man April 1, 2009
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Closet Glee

N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester
Ex.

Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "

Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"

Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"
by Poet of the Streets October 1, 2010
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closet hater

The act of hating on somebody when they're not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.
Person 1: Did you see the shoes Jesse was wearing today? They were ugly as hell
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?
by t3hunkn0wn January 17, 2011
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F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.
PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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