The Hottest Pose Out There
Step By Step:
1.
Dude- Lick fucking everywhere, don't forget anything. Pretend your lady is a fucking lollipop.
Chick- Enjoy it babe, you're getting cleoed.
2. Dude- Take off everything of yours and hers, you guys should both be TOTALLY NUDE.
Chick- Let 'im undress you.
3. Dude- Move downtown. Eat 'er out like you never knew you could. you should then gently tease the girl with your tounge and fingers by tracing all over the inside of her thighs and near and around her pussy. then place your mouth atop the girls sweet pussy lips and spread them with your tounge. placing your mouth over the opening to her cunt, kiss her like you would on her mouth and gently push your tounge down into her sweet, wet cunt. continue to tounge fuck her until she bucks up towards you from pleasure. gently pull your tounge out and lick around but not on her clit. get your fingers wet from her pussy and gently rub the top of her clit until its erect and hard. Now, you jam your dick inside of her like you didnt know you could (youll be pretty fucking hard dude, TRUST ME).
Chick- Love it
4. THE BIG O.
YOU'VE BEEN CLEO-ED.
Step By Step:
1.
Dude- Lick fucking everywhere, don't forget anything. Pretend your lady is a fucking lollipop.
Chick- Enjoy it babe, you're getting cleoed.
2. Dude- Take off everything of yours and hers, you guys should both be TOTALLY NUDE.
Chick- Let 'im undress you.
3. Dude- Move downtown. Eat 'er out like you never knew you could. you should then gently tease the girl with your tounge and fingers by tracing all over the inside of her thighs and near and around her pussy. then place your mouth atop the girls sweet pussy lips and spread them with your tounge. placing your mouth over the opening to her cunt, kiss her like you would on her mouth and gently push your tounge down into her sweet, wet cunt. continue to tounge fuck her until she bucks up towards you from pleasure. gently pull your tounge out and lick around but not on her clit. get your fingers wet from her pussy and gently rub the top of her clit until its erect and hard. Now, you jam your dick inside of her like you didnt know you could (youll be pretty fucking hard dude, TRUST ME).
Chick- Love it
4. THE BIG O.
YOU'VE BEEN CLEO-ED.
AMy- damn, steve gave me some cleo last night. it was the hottest thingin the world.
Sarah- lucky bitch.
Sarah- lucky bitch.
by hotttieeee December 30, 2009
Get the Cleo mug.Synonym of "worst computer ever made." Typically purchased by righteous Windows nerds who think that Macs are bad, but are so stuck in the last decade. They are part of the 9% minority of people who spend more than $1,000 on a computer other than a Mac. They don't know how to use computers, generally. But your average Clevo user also doesn't care about using a computer. Because if he did, he would not have gotten a Clevo.
Best Buy Employee: "There's this nice Mac, and a Toshiba on sale half molested by a Geek Squad employee for $4.00"
Customer: "I'm looking for something... shitter. Boxier. Heavier. I hate life, and I like to extend my hate of life out to my purchases."
Best Buy Employee: "Well we have this anal screwdriver, and a Clevo."*
Customer: "I'll take the worser one."
Best Buy Employee: "The Clevo it is!"
Best Buy Employee inserts Clevo into customer's asshole. Customer brings Clevo to checkout counter, shits out Clevo.
Cashier: "I see you bought a Clevo today. Would you like a warranty with that?"
Customer: "What IS the warranty?"
Cashier gets another computer from under desk.
Cashier: "It's a completely different computer. You just take that shit you dumped and you throw it away."
Customer: "No thanks. Also, cocks."
*Best Buy carries many models of anal screwdrivers see store for details.
Customer: "I'm looking for something... shitter. Boxier. Heavier. I hate life, and I like to extend my hate of life out to my purchases."
Best Buy Employee: "Well we have this anal screwdriver, and a Clevo."*
Customer: "I'll take the worser one."
Best Buy Employee: "The Clevo it is!"
Best Buy Employee inserts Clevo into customer's asshole. Customer brings Clevo to checkout counter, shits out Clevo.
Cashier: "I see you bought a Clevo today. Would you like a warranty with that?"
Customer: "What IS the warranty?"
Cashier gets another computer from under desk.
Cashier: "It's a completely different computer. You just take that shit you dumped and you throw it away."
Customer: "No thanks. Also, cocks."
*Best Buy carries many models of anal screwdrivers see store for details.
by analscrewdriverafficionado July 10, 2010
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Show us your Cloodge!!!
by Purpaul August 3, 2010
Get the Cloodge mug.Inspired by the movie "Idiocracy". A person of VERY low intelligence who is allowed to reproduce because government ordered sterilization is not in effect yet.
Clevon and Bob are lucky to be alive. They attempted to jump jet skis from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled their crotches on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research they should regain full reproductive function again.
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