Clevo

Synonym of "worst computer ever made." Typically purchased by righteous Windows nerds who think that Macs are bad, but are so stuck in the last decade. They are part of the 9% minority of people who spend more than $1,000 on a computer other than a Mac. They don't know how to use computers, generally. But your average Clevo user also doesn't care about using a computer. Because if he did, he would not have gotten a Clevo.

Best Buy Employee: "There's this nice Mac, and a Toshiba on sale half molested by a Geek Squad employee for $4.00"
Customer: "I'm looking for something... shitter. Boxier. Heavier. I hate life, and I like to extend my hate of life out to my purchases."
Best Buy Employee: "Well we have this anal screwdriver, and a Clevo."*
Customer: "I'll take the worser one."
Best Buy Employee: "The Clevo it is!"
Best Buy Employee inserts Clevo into customer's asshole. Customer brings Clevo to checkout counter, shits out Clevo.
Cashier: "I see you bought a Clevo today. Would you like a warranty with that?"
Customer: "What IS the warranty?"
Cashier gets another computer from under desk.
Cashier: "It's a completely different computer. You just take that shit you dumped and you throw it away."
Customer: "No thanks. Also, cocks."

*Best Buy carries many models of anal screwdrivers see store for details.

by analscrewdriverafficionado July 10, 2010

Clevo

Clevo is a shortened form the term 'Cleveland steamer', but 'clevo' refers to the ancient chinese fast food commonly known as the steamed dimsum rather than the expected steaming turd that that has been laid on ones chest, the connection between the two being that steamed dimsums can sometimes smell a little bit turdish.

He took a bite only to find a cold hard centre before tossing the half cooked clevo onto the road.

by Tin can man May 20, 2009

Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.

“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”

by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016

Chevo Blyat

Russian translation of "What the Fuck???"

"Vasya?? Chevo Blyat? Don't touch the drift stick, we are not in Drift mode right now"

by Kingsquad September 15, 2016

Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.

Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014

cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.

I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

by JoseDavis April 22, 2015

Clevon

Clevon is handsome and extremely intelligent but is often misunderstood. The most caring and loving person you can come across. Don’t get tied up with Clevon.

Omg Clevon is so sexy and smart.

by Thesmartguy89 January 28, 2020