Chub Whore

A woman who takes credit for every boner a dude has.

Woman: "So how did you get rid of your chub earlier?"

Man: "I tucked it in my waistband and it went away".

Woman: "Get real. It's because you went home and weren't around me anymore".

Man: "You are a chub whore".

by Dirty Hog Boy November 3, 2011

car chub

A Car Chub is something you get after receiving visual pleasure from an absolute automotive beauty, It is a term that can be used to reference a males genitalia, hence the word "chub"

Bob: Damn dude did you see that car!
Dylan: Yeah man i saw it, it gave me a raging car chub

by Daddy Master 69 January 5, 2020

Chub Nugget

(noun) 1: Someone who is fat, but not completely obese. 2: Someone who has qualities that remind you of a McDonald's Chicken Nugget.

My little cousin just ate ice cream off of the ground. He's such a chub nugget.

by Drawde Hellfire November 17, 2009

Chub On The Buff

When a male is built like a football player but has just a little bit of extra baggage.

"That guy is so chub on the buff."
"Yeah, he's really fit, but he's got a bit of cushion for the pushin."

by CC: Alive89 November 24, 2006

Chub scout

A homosexual called a "Lopez" who likes to ride bmx, and suck penis. Usually found in Sierra vista AZ

God your such a chub scout

by Ihatelopez6969 March 6, 2014

Chub Club

A semi-erect penis that hits both hard and strong

While she's down there, slap her with your chub club to remind her who's boss

by Your_Friend_Alex October 24, 2015

Law of Chub

Most commonly aplliable to the De La Salle 2010 soccer team.

Law 1:

Amount of chub is inversely proportional to the amount of time before a game. Therefore, as time before a game (t) decreases, chub (c) in creases.

Law 2:

Amount of chub is varies directly with the importance of the game. Therefore, as importance increases, chub increases as well.

Law of Chub:

e.g. c=k(constant of chub)/t

by demianin February 28, 2010