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Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.
You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.
by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016
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Christer

a Christer is a man, with good humor, and a kind smile. he is a man you can trust. he is a kind and strong man.

Christer would easily be the best teacher you've ever had, and could also be one of your best friend.
The best Teacher is Christer
by Chommy1707 May 22, 2021
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hayden christensen

Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.
Hayden Christensen: *Sappy Doofus Voice* Don't make me kill you...
by S4v4nn4h April 8, 2006
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Christen

a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player
CHRISTEN JOE CROSBY:)
by verypissedoff January 8, 2012
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Chrystyn

A very funny, pretty and lovable person!!!
Oh that is a very cool person named Chrystyn!
by 1984-123 September 26, 2010
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christechtv

The most amazing show on youtube about tech and other amazing stuff.
"Hey, what are you doing"? "Oh, I'm watching ChrisTechTV. It is the best show on youtube".
by Mr. Amazin' November 22, 2010
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Crysterbation

1.Verb- crying whilst in the process of masturbation.

2.Noun- see above
Portrayed accurately in Little Ashes by Robert Pattinson when his gay lover hooks up with the girl he loves while he is in the room (confused yet? Don't be, basically Robert Pattinson is incapable of playing a character that questions his sexuality) (oh by the way, Little Ashes is an accurate portrayl of Salvador Dali's life, soooo as far as I know, Salvador Dali is the only case of crysterbation in mass media. More win for surrealists) "I thought he was simply crying in his room until he ran out of breath and I heard something else; he was clearly crysterbating."
by Salvador Dali win December 23, 2010
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