Christan

Ugly pharmaceutical meth head who falls through windows. She brushes her teeth with cat shit and looks like a boy DONT FUCK WITH CHRISTAN!! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS

christan stanks

by Pussydominator2000 July 25, 2019

Christabel

A hippie who somkes to much weed but is undeniably a great person

Woah man! That chick smoking a blunt over there is totally a christabel!

by Chig.bungus January 9, 2019

Christine

Joe's girlfriend.

Isn't Christine hot???

by ThePyroIsAMuffan May 14, 2014

Dirty Christine

The act of fucking everyone in town, cheating on your husband and then getting pregnant by someone else.

Divorced twice by 30.

She did a dirty christine.

by J1634 August 20, 2019

Christine

The sweetest and cutest girl in the whole school. If you get a Christine your the luckiest person alive. she has just one down side, she has a crippling Juul addiction.

That’s Christine, she’s so cute!

by The chips no one likes. May 20, 2019

Christine

Hatefull creature who has nothing going on in her life so she mingles with other people's lifes

Ermagerd that bitch has nothing going on she just judges other people

She is such a christine!

by Urbanboyoo June 14, 2016

Christine

•also interpreted as crostini and BREAD
• has the laugh that makes you laugh( not because of the joke, because of how funny the laugh is)
•slightly addicted to juul
•can make a weird noise with her mouth 😬
•BRANCH ARMS

“Is that a branch?”

“ Nope, it’s just Christine.”

by yay-lyn May 22, 2019