clam chops

clam - chops
Def: A females vagina. Basically her "lips".
Clamchops can also be known as camel toe
See also pussy

Dude! Did you slide your shaft inside her clam chops?!

Her clam chops were mighty tastey.

by diviniti November 8, 2005

bustin your chops

Boston Irish slang you say when they're just fooling around.

See: bustin your balls

I'm just bustin your chops don't take it personal

by some polak November 11, 2004

Chopsy Little Cunt

A person who is too mouthy for there own good.

Someone who likes to chat shit and has a lack of respect.

Guy - You are such a douchebag
Me - Shut up you chopsy little cunt

by Chris86542 December 28, 2008

knob-chops

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.

"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."

by emilybeaver May 14, 2006

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

by Dzzz July 30, 2011

chopsticks

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Chopsticks

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

by PonchoFox January 4, 2015