chest-tapper

a mentally retarted person or someone being thick

You're a right little chest-tapper, you!

by Punk@Heart April 13, 2007

chest baskets

The visual effect given due to the size, and or droopiness, of a set of breasts, male or female.

Nice chest baskets, is the fruit optional???

by Dirk Spurg June 4, 2007

chest toys

Breasts. So called because a woman's partner can play with them during sex.

Get that bra off, Zara, I want to play with your chest toys

by luvly.nikki August 23, 2010

chest-pies

saggy pectoral muscles

dude, you need to get some sun on those fluffy chest-pies of yours.

by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010

chest dick

the imaginary and invisible dick that is stroked through the act of tugging on a fellow bros t shirt as a result of a shit-ton of alcohol consumption.

sorry bro i was getting so amped i started stroking the chest dick.

by Danultron November 10, 2010

Chest Wombats

Noun to describe a pair of rather large womans breasts.

Danielle had an amazing pair of furry chest wombats

by thom.ed March 6, 2011

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011