Panty Custard

The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a female’s panties.

I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so I’m going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.

I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.

by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020

Penis custard

Cum.

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

toffe and custard dognut

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

Crastard

n.

A really crappy bastard.

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !

by Dave_066 December 3, 2005

custard launcher

What the fuck do you think it means, you wanker? It means your penis.
Custard = your semen.

Man, look at that custard launcher...
I just came and my dick turned into a custard launcher

by ItsAllOgreNow July 26, 2014