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Panty Custard

The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a female’s panties.
I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so I’m going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.

I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
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Penis custard

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls
by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023
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Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.
Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"
by Invorta November 30, 2010
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toffe and custard dognut

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.
yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood
by bagheadbench July 23, 2020
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Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it
Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night
by Boobmaster January 16, 2022
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Crastard

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !
by Dave_066 December 3, 2005
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custard launcher

What the fuck do you think it means, you wanker? It means your penis.
Custard = your semen.
Man, look at that custard launcher...
I just came and my dick turned into a custard launcher
by ItsAllOgreNow July 26, 2014
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