Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.

Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.

by God Hisself June 8, 2023

hetero capacity

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay

(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson/ Zach McMillan May 10, 2007

Flux capacitor

combination of Red Bull and Jager. also known as a Jager-bomb. the combination of these drinks makes Time Travel (blacking out) possible.

Bartender give me a Flux capacitor (no bartender knows this name for a drink.....yet)

by djmx21 March 29, 2008

Calhan

A nice kid at first glance, but when you get to know him he is really mean and uses everything against you. He has lots of fat friends that keep him entertained but overall he bully’s his friends.

Calhan is a asshole

by I’m not gay July 23, 2019

flux capacitate

masturbating, to someone who had sex with in this past or want to have sex with in the future.

RICK: I am going home to flux capacitate about the time I plowed Cindy Johnson, at the Days Inn in 1999.

CHAD: AWESOME

by Rick Nuts October 17, 2008