crank pull 

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

crank pull by exitflagger April 29, 2008

Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

Crank that spider man by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

Crank Craters 

Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.

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Crank Craters by Miss Speedy March 29, 2011

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

Crank a Deutch by hambone. October 28, 2011

Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!

Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!

Crank Bugs by Johnny D February 1, 2006

crank dat hibou 

To destroy a wall with your phallus and ejaculate on a girl's face under the influence of alcohol and out of frustration.

Alex: Ahmed was so mad he crank dat hibou.
Marwan: WTF does that mean u crazy asian?!
Alex: Ahmed was mad pissed at this girl and he drank so much that he ended up putting holes in the wall and then squirted salad dressing on the girl's face and back.

crank dat hibou by urbandictfan March 16, 2009

crank the chill 

It’s a saying that means whatever you are doing your just take things easy

Yea I’m just cranking the chill trust

At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?

crank the chill by Kuya._vince October 20, 2022