mental constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

by Robodok January 7, 2009

constipation

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...

by kwang June 9, 2003

cornstipated

When you eat too much corn and it makes you constipated.

You eat too much corn and poop a lot of it.

Ugh, I’ve eaten so much corn recently, I’m cornstipated.

by Sashley04 July 10, 2022

constifarted

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

by moegi9 May 22, 2010

conjestipated

Constipated and surrounded by a crowd of idiots!

I'm so conjestipated after eating a bowl of beans in a sold out movie.

by LAD1079 April 9, 2015

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016

crustipated

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

by zeiserism February 10, 2018