Concrete Matter

A term used to describe something that exists. Made famous by YouTuber Scott the Woz.

I was wondering how much of a real lawyer are you. Are you real as in professional, or real as in concrete matter?

by KaisertheChad November 24, 2022

Concreted

To put the concrete in one's mouth

I have concreted vanessa's evasion of the word concreted

by SpineSplitter December 1, 2017

Sandpaper on concrete

When someone has a scratchy throat,and cannot talk very well

"Your voice sounds like sandpaper on concrete"

by Weirdo#666 April 29, 2023

Concrete pussy popper

A self aware entrepreneur trained in the arts of prostitution , also known as lady of the night.

I wonder how much that concrete pussy popper charges for a blowy.

by Pikasso May 30, 2022

Concreter Mark West

When a short bald man marries a more attractive tallwr women and starts a family.

I saw a bloke at Wattle Grove pub with a more attractive taller women. I asked him "are you doing a Concreter Mark West", he replied "ahhhhhh yeeeeep"

by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020

concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.

Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.

by Paul Hofffmann July 13, 2007