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lebanese cake 

it's when someone puts on a table while sitting (in a restaurant, bar, any public place will do) a packet of :
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.
Lebanese guy 1: "Man, please, watch my LEBANESE CAKE, i need to go to the bathroom"

Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"
lebanese cake by B-Side & B_LoW February 21, 2008

plowing cake 

The act of putting the pussy in a coma with one's penis
Bro #1: "Did you tap that last night?"
Bro #2: "Yeah, I was plowing cake all night."
plowing cake by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

Leftover Cake 

1. The money that is left AFTER the bills are paid; Excess cash flow. Profits.
2. To be in possession of more money than expected. Extra paper.
1. Back in '03, I could barely pay the bills - let alone feed my kids! But ever since I started hustlin, I got all this leftover cake.
2. I pretty much burned my paycheck last night at the strip club, but when I woke up this morning I found some leftover cake in my piggy bank. Time for Round 2!
Leftover Cake by WAMPster January 13, 2010

winkin pink brownie cake 

when you eat someones ass hole out while they are pooping
your moms winkin pink brownie cake is delicious

I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.
Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.
Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.
You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist
Cakeism by DaveMonty February 5, 2018