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Friend: So, how's life today?

Me: It's bullshit, man.
by Nutella222222 January 18, 2014
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bullshido

A term used in the martial arts world to describe a martial art based on ridiculous principles, practiced in a ridiculous way, or otherwise grossly ineffective. A play on the words bushido (way of the warrior) and bullshit.

Origin: Most likely www.bullshido.com
Ninjitsu is total bullshido
by Someone March 23, 2005
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Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"
by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009
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Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
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bullshit

1) noun. Stuff that is made up for the purpose of placating someone, or passing an exam, or getting elected to office. Most often false or ridiculous.
2) verb. To generate bullshit.
3) interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
4) adjective. Identifying or suspecting something as bullshit.

In all usages, the term can be shortened to "bull" or "BS".
1) My essay was complete bullshit.
2) Man, I gotta learn to bullshit properly if I want to pass this English exam.
3) "I was sick all last week!" "Bullshit!"
4) That is such a bullshit answer.
by ThinkDifferent February 20, 2005
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bullshit clause

A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.

I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.

Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.

Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
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bullitener

Someone who will nonstop post bulletins on myspace. Usually one does not have a life and makes it a full time profession to incriminate or embarrass themselves.
i will tell everyone how i maturbated 10 minutes ago god i am such a bullitener.
by Nilsson February 24, 2008
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