bullshitemia

Having bullshit flowing in through your veins, i.e. being full of shit.

A combination of the words "bullshit" and "emia" (medical term regarding a condition of the blood).

She's suffering from a bad case of bullshitemia.

He's been diagnosed with bullshitemia.

by Nightwolfe January 6, 2012

bullshitimia

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.

As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011

bullshitalian

an italian-american (usually a man) who pretends to be excessively italian, saying things like 'grazie' and 'fuggetaboutit' all the time. the bullshitalian will often pretend to be affiliated with the mafia, (though a real mafioso will never, ever, reveal their identity) or will sometimes pretend that their name is something very italian. some bullshitalians will wear silly 'native' clothing that they bought at a store down the street, pretending they got it in the bronx ten years ago.

he's such a bullshitalian

by theoriginalbullshitalian November 13, 2010

bullshitomics

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.

- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.

by crazygg March 14, 2019

Bullshitimate

Something that is legitimately bullshit or believable bullshit.

Person 1: "I heard Bob the retard was getting it on with that preppy girl."

Person 2: "That's bullshitimate"

by The Brute Cheftain May 24, 2010

bullshitarian

This is the response you give to anyone who tells you they are a flexitarian

"oh, you're a flexitarian? Well, I'm a bullshitarian."

by Sigmania November 24, 2016

bullshitonian

The language of marketing and politics

The guy is a complete shill, speaks fluent bullshitonian

by Telmea Story April 19, 2014