bullshitemia

Having bullshit flowing in through your veins, i.e. being full of shit.

A combination of the words "bullshit" and "emia" (medical term regarding a condition of the blood).

She's suffering from a bad case of bullshitemia.

He's been diagnosed with bullshitemia.

bullshitemia by Nightwolfe January 6, 2012

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bullshitimia

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.

As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"

bullshitimia by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011

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bullshitalian

an italian-american (usually a man) who pretends to be excessively italian, saying things like 'grazie' and 'fuggetaboutit' all the time. the bullshitalian will often pretend to be affiliated with the mafia, (though a real mafioso will never, ever, reveal their identity) or will sometimes pretend that their name is something very italian. some bullshitalians will wear silly 'native' clothing that they bought at a store down the street, pretending they got it in the bronx ten years ago.

he's such a bullshitalian

bullshitalian by theoriginalbullshitalian November 13, 2010

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bullshitomics

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.

- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.

bullshitomics by crazygg March 14, 2019