Breaking News Syndrome

The inability for some individuals to assess the entire story before bringing tidbits to the table in the form of fact.

You can't believe anything that bitch says, she's suffering from Breaking News Syndrome.

by wisconsin quinn January 14, 2009

Breaking Dawn Syndrome

An unnecessary (and usually terrible) continuation of a story that really should've ended in a previous book.

Dude, Cassandra Clare's "City of Fallen Angels" totally had Breaking Dawn Syndrome.

by lerbelfer October 16, 2011

breaking dawn

The fourth book in the popular Twilight saga, and a terrible waste of money and time.

Not only did it not even compare to the quality of the first three volumes, it also mangled multiple beloved characters, lacked a climax, read like a bad fanfiction and produced possibly the worst name in existence.

It disappointed many long-time fans, and did not deserve the hype it got.

After reading Breaking Dawn, I only felt a strong urge to strangle cannibaby, (otherwise known as Reneesme Carlie Cullen) not a sense of closure.

by BlitheFratelli September 28, 2008

Breaking Vag

When you hide your meth pipe in your vagina and it shatters.

Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.

by TheSloppyBrown December 4, 2013

Preaching to the Choir

Spending time trying to convince people who are already behind you.

HR won't hire this guy. They want someone who can "hit the ground running". They must be waiting on a "purple unicorn". I apologize, I'm "preaching to the choir". (LOL. That was 3 metaphors in one explanation. I recommend using Urban Dictionary to look of the other two metaphors)

by X_AlterEgo_X March 4, 2019

Breaking a choker

So if you or somebody says this it means you want to deepthroat and the bulge from your cock breaks there choker around there neck

Boy: hey can I break your choker

Girl: what?!
Urban dictionary: well you see breaking a choker-

by Yeetarenomagical November 25, 2019

Bear-Breathing Dragon

OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)

That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.

Like... a LOT worse.

Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.

by Uwosciguy April 4, 2010