February 24th

This is the day you Suduce any crush you have to like your or at least get a wholesome conversation

Guy: Hey so uh 😏
Girl: I see what’s happening here it’s February 24th isn’t it?
Guy: perhaps

by Yeetarenomagical February 25, 2020

Breaking a choker

So if you or somebody says this it means you want to deepthroat and the bulge from your cock breaks there choker around there neck

Boy: hey can I break your choker

Girl: what?!
Urban dictionary: well you see breaking a choker-

by Yeetarenomagical November 25, 2019

November 1

today is the start of no nut november also if you haven't grabbed a girls ass today is the day my guy it doesn't matter what happens afterward its worth it

Girl: so today is november 1 wanna have sex?
Boy: babe but today is the start of no nut
November!
Girl: so
Boy: sorry baby but no

by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019

January 8

On this very day any boy can grab a girls ass whos name starts with j m t or r. the girl cant do anything about it either

Jackson: hey joey did you know its january 8 you know what that

Joey: harder daddy

by Yeetarenomagical January 07, 2020

June 16

Today is the day a amazing boy was born if you have a boyfriend born today you will forever be happy give him lots of hugs and kisses

Ex
Girl:Omfg my boyfriend was born on june 16
Other girl: oh he's a keeper

by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019

January 9th

January 9th is the day were you have to give a guy a bonner if it dosent work he gets to do anything to you if it does you can do anything to the guy

Girl: ( starts dancing by a guy)
Guy: what are you doing?
Girl: *whispers* its january 9th
Guy: oh shit

by Yeetarenomagical January 08, 2020

Maliek

Malieks are odd creative people who love art and cuddling if you are friends with a maliek you would probably notice a perverted side to them but they make great boyfriends/wingmen

Ex
Girl: omg look it's a maliek awe I want to hug him

by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019