Booger

Dried snot that forms in the nose & can be removed for a tasty treat

Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!

by SlopNChop May 20, 2017

butt booger

the terd that's stuck in your butt that makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk.

Jon: Dude I can't even walk this fuckin butt booger is just logged in there

Tyler: Dude that's disgusting, go take a shit or something

by jeffry the monkey's anus March 26, 2009

boogerology

The study of boogers and earwax

I need to pick your nose for my next boogerology experement

by Can of Worms November 9, 2006

snatch booger

Dried up cum stuck in the hair of an unclean snatch.

Her snatch was covered with snatch boogers.

by Snowy Stone January 17, 2009

booger bar

1)n.A term used in Oklahoma to refer to a bar that has exotic or topless dancers, in which booger refers to the vagina

Let's go get drunk down at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

SUGAR BOOGER

a term you can call your boyfriend.

come here sugar booger i love you so much.

by NIKKI February 2, 2004

boogertastic

From the latin for to most bodacious; the act of being as awesome as a booger

Dude! That chick is totally boogertastic!

by George Hoefer March 4, 2005