Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Blimey(s)

Traveller(s).
Rhyming slang,
blimey, crikey.
Pikey.

F*ckin' bastard Blimeys robbed my bike out of me mum's back garden.

by Tim Upton-O'Good March 3, 2005

blimmer

The highly frustrating, but thankfully small (usually) burn holes caused by little burning weed embers falling from the hot end of a spliff

Tends to be hash, not so much skunk or bush, that generate the most blimmers. They cause the greatest damage to synthetic fabrics.

Aww man, I've just got a blimmer through my best Le Coq Sportif tracky top.

by issue23 August 13, 2015

bligalicious

hot black girl with a sexy wig or waeve who looks great--

ADVICE:
Dudes, dont touch the head--now u know what sayin'
Trust me on this or u be out.

I met her at a hot club--she was totally BLIGALICIOUS,
and that was fine with me. At 5am it was pulled off.
Dude, she could put my paws wherever she be wantin,

by Wyeth October 2, 2009

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Blamadeer

This is the mix between the traditional bama deer referring to deer from Alabama and describing the noise of a deer hitting a vehicle.

All of a sudden " Blamadeer" then we had to pull over

by Awsmkal December 8, 2018