bitchertation

a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to

etymology:

bitch (verb- to complain)
+
dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
=
bitchertation

Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"

After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian

by PajamaSutra February 8, 2024

Bitchesez

Plethora of bitches; multi bitch pun; typically used at a pub when referring to non regular bitches.

Also used as a term of endearment to describe your best Bitchesez.

“Who the fuck these Bitchezez think they are coming into my bar?!”
OR

“Imma text all of you Bitchesez whilst I’m in London.”

by Bitchesez February 29, 2024

Bitchard

A two faced person who lives near you. Everything about him is fake, all acts, loves to pretend. When confronted he folds because he knows he'll be smashed into 1000 pieces because deep down he knows how brittle he is.

Call/text him he won't show, trust me I know this, he's a real bitchard!

by UrRealDaddy June 24, 2025

Bitched

When someone gets their ass beat so quickly or one-sidedly that you just know their reputation is fucked.

With the way Dante was talking so much shit to Will, you wouldn't have expected Dante to get bitched. Hell, Will just snapped and started bitching everyone. Even that fat bitch Kinda, but hey, bitches get bitched.

by WeOuttaHere November 27, 2025

High-bitched

Born from a typo my friend had on msn conversation ... means a bitch who shouts at a high pitch.

what a high-bitched bitch.... i oughta kick her @$$ and use Quan Chi fatality from mortal kombat 4 to finish her off ;P

by Hannieee October 24, 2010

Forever Bitched

When a man or a woman imprints himself or herself on another by passing on a noncurable disease to them and forever tainting their reproductive organs.. bitch ur crotch is forever mine cause I have imprinted my disease on it...

Chris "forever bitched" alice by tainting her crotch with his frothy green discharge

by accebers February 14, 2014

peach bitched

When you purchase peach rings at a local gas station and come to find out that there is actually no peach flavoring in any of the ingredients.

Haley: *checks peach ring ingredients "what the hell, there's not even peach flavoring anywhere in these!"
Hannah: "Daaaamn you've been peach bitched!"

by Areyoushittingme?? October 6, 2016