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Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.
In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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Prison Beaver

A man prisoner's goatee
Tell that jerk to shut his prison beaver
by Milosivich January 17, 2009
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spotted beaver

A vagina/pussy that is covered with freckles
Guy 1: "Dude, did you sink it last night?"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"
by Hunter Beavers November 21, 2011
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Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!

Everyone's reaction when they first hear Justin Bieber sing. Due to Urban Dictionary saying that the example must contain the defined word in it, it has to be misspelled, as it was in the 26th (as of now) definition of Justin Beiber.
Person when first listening to Justin Bieber: Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
by I spend too much time here April 21, 2013
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Beaver Pelt

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).
Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.
by Respn April 22, 2017
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Beaverburp

When a woman farts, but her ass is clenched together so tight that the fart moves toward her vagina and is released through her vaginal lips.
My beaverburped when my tight jeans pushed my butt cheeks together tightly while I let one rip.
by Fantasia Delight November 23, 2009
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beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".
when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.
by Jamoca May 5, 2003
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