Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

BatWong

A person or object by the name of "Wong" that has batlike qualities, such as bad vision. If referencing an object, "batwong" implies that the person who created or purchased the object clearly can not see correctly.

That shirt is SO BatWong

by m304582 December 1, 2010

bathing the bone

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex

Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

Bathindu

One of the coldest mother fuckers out there. He has perfected the balance of being a straight up genius yet still being cold af.

Akash: Do u know Bathindu

Eric: The tall brown dude who is alright looking, crazy smart, great music taste and is a god on the basketball court?
Akash: yeah him, hows he doing?
Eric: he’s chasing the bag, not a bitch.

by BTNLOCO January 1, 2021

bataineh

Hot, really hot. Don’t mess with the Bataineh’s ok? Ok :)

“UGH LOOK AT THIS BATAINEH SO HOT AHHH BUT SCARY THEY GET THE SANDAL

by Djidid May 24, 2021

Bathini

To be a person who is spreading love he/she must always be cherished

In Xhosa Origin Bathini means what are they saying

by Gladys,Maryland November 22, 2021