Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013

Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes

Alex is a basterd

by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

baste

another word for cooler. A case to keep things cool.

a water cooler. (baste)

by johnypop June 12, 2009

turkey baster

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.

After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.

by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007

Basheer

Basheer is a name often used on white Lebanese people. They are also known to be so white that they can be used as artificial suns. They also embrace their basic white bitch personality; a Basheer who does things that he thinks makes him so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy shoes and shit, if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of shoes and clothes. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.

Son: "Daddy what is that blinding light"
Dad :"Son, that's the rare creature called Basheer."
Son :"Why is it so rare?"
Dad: "Because they are originally from Lebanon"

by Saloom911 June 5, 2018