Boomer Tumor

When a boomer gets so fed up with millennials, they get a boomer tumor. A boomer tumor is a swelling of the brain that only occurs in people from the boomer generation. To them, all millennial humor is just nonsense bullshit. The swelling is caused because they have no fucking clue how funny a meme is, so they get confused. Boomer Tumors are fatal, and luckily, will finish off the boomers soon.

“Jenkins got a boomer tumor the other day.”

Boomer Tumor by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

boobed

When you intentionally grab or bumb into a womans brest area.

Anthony just boobed her!

boobed by <=-Q-=> November 14, 2004

Boomerang 

A polished piece of wood used by native Australians, aboriginals , aboriginies for hunting and or sport. The sport boomerang is the type which returns to the thrower, the hunting type which is lopsided, does not return.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back to you?
A stick

Boomerang by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Boofed

Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.

Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.

Boofed by 🐺 November 22, 2018

Boomer-esque

Something which is tailor-made for boomers, such as television or other media. Millennials typically look down on these.

"Dude, I want to watch TV but it's just Boomer-esque shows, like Antique Roadshow."

Boomer-esque by oven27 November 30, 2019

Boomer plague 

The named to be used in the future for the Covid19 Virus, so named because it wiped out much of the boomer population, preparing the ground for the millennial takeover of all aspects of political and economic life.
It is believed the plague was of Divine origin as a punishment for the election of Donald Trump, as the Bible prophesied that a plague would fall upon nations who choose wicked kings. This idea was promoted by Charles Philip Redwine, a Biblical scholar.

Old millennial: how much did you pay for your house?

Other old millennial: I got it for $43,000 2020 dollars after the Boomer Plague.

Boomer plague by GodOfEscuelaCaribe March 15, 2020

frosty boomerang

When you grab a shovel and bend it over your rock hard cock then you throw the shovel and hit an infant in the head killing it, then you freeze the shovel with the infant's head still on it and last you shove the frosty shovel in your anus.

Man, I just had the best frosty boomerang in Africa the other day!

frosty boomerang by BigDickBrendo June 20, 2017