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German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.
"ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!"
BMW by Bobby Buche May 27, 2005
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Hey dude, what's your BMMPM?

Mine's 50
BMMPM by MrAyyLmao January 24, 2018
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bmw m5 e39 

a Badass car that gives you a lot of chicks. Also it's very fast. Probably the best sports sedan made in 2000s.
Omg he bought a BMW m5 e39, he's so badass
Black Men Don't Cheat. If you think they do, you're mistaken.
She tried to say I wasn't faithful but she forgot bmdc
bmdc by bmdc2018 June 18, 2018
Fastest SUV in the world currently. will kick your cayennes asses, SRTs asses and most cars on the road. When you think of suv’s or crossovers you think of slow. That is exactly the opposite of the all new X5M and X6M with a 555-hp 4.4L twin-turbocharged V8 that takes them from 0-60 in just 4.5seconds . This is faster than the BMW M3 coupe which BMW says does 0-60 in 4.7. dont worry though you will need around 95K to purchase one
passenger in porsche - shit you just got your ass kicked by and SUV.
porsche driver- yeah thats the new BMW X5M from they are really fast
BMW X5M by sebas00701 October 24, 2010
Possibly the greatest luxury car make.
German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works.
Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.
Man! look at that new BMW M5!
That BMW kicks Mercedes' ass.
BMW by "Kane Millard" May 30, 2004