BMW

German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.

"ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!"

by Bobby Buche May 27, 2005

BMMPM

beat my meat per minute

Hey dude, what's your BMMPM?

Mine's 50

by MrAyyLmao January 24, 2018

bmw m5 e39

a Badass car that gives you a lot of chicks. Also it's very fast. Probably the best sports sedan made in 2000s.

Omg he bought a BMW m5 e39, he's so badass

by Kas skaitys tas gaidys December 3, 2020

bmgf

means “be my girlfriend”

Hey i really like you so can you bmgf

by dior4x April 2, 2021

bmdc

Black Men Don't Cheat. If you think they do, you're mistaken.

She tried to say I wasn't faithful but she forgot bmdc

by bmdc2018 June 18, 2018

BMW X5M

Fastest SUV in the world currently. will kick your cayennes asses, SRTs asses and most cars on the road. When you think of suv’s or crossovers you think of slow. That is exactly the opposite of the all new X5M and X6M with a 555-hp 4.4L twin-turbocharged V8 that takes them from 0-60 in just 4.5seconds . This is faster than the BMW M3 coupe which BMW says does 0-60 in 4.7. dont worry though you will need around 95K to purchase one

passenger in porsche - shit you just got your ass kicked by and SUV.
porsche driver- yeah thats the new BMW X5M from they are really fast

by sebas00701 October 24, 2010

BMW

Possibly the greatest luxury car make.
German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works.
Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.

Man! look at that new BMW M5!
That BMW kicks Mercedes' ass.

by "Kane Millard" May 30, 2004