Any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member's thread with the unintended result of "bumping" the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.
"Man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. I wish he'd go bother someone else. Oh well, at least I get bumped to the top everytime he does. He probably doesn't even realize he's my bumpmonkey."
Bmmm is the noise a Kyga makes when he thinks he’s mentally superior to you, this noise is usually followed by a condescending laugh. Don’t be afraid of this taunt because 9 times out of 10 Kyga has no clue what he’s talking about. If you don’t know what a Kyga is, refer to the Kyga definition.
Person: Kyga do you even know what you are talking about?
Kyga: Bmmm yeah obviously bish
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'