bite my tongue off

enjoy a meal.

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.

by Philosophical-Cat November 2, 2017

Bite a Biscuit

Basically another saying for “Choke on a dick” or “fuck you.”

Kendall: You talk a lot of shit in those tight ass pants.
Tyler: Bite a biscuit

by localethot July 1, 2019

bite me you gastric sum bitch

when you get really mad at a fat ass person because all they do is annoy the hell out of you

Wendy: Hello
Eric: Bite me you gastric sum bitch

by Jon Johnson March 19, 2004

Bite of 87

When you fuck a girl with a jar of peanut butter nearby and when your about to cum smear peanut butter on her forehead and ejaculate on it then when she gets mad you call your dog in the room

Bro when I was fucking her last night I did the Bite of 87, she got so pissed.

by thejokerfucking March 2, 2020

bite your ears

An iddiom, usually used to describe someone who acts stupid or retarded. Also used to describe something stupid or retarded.

Only an idiot who wheres a helmet and tries to bite his ears off plays that sort of game.

by Hiro August 29, 2003

bite-sized twinkie

a younger version of a twinkie
sloot bitch and airhead in training
pre-teen aged.. 9-12
wears releaving clothing and pretends to have breasts
aspires to be a sloot

ok there is NO WAY those bite-sized twinkies should be wearing that much makeup... they're like 9!

by Sunshine December 14, 2004

bite in the balls

A situation so uncomfortable, irritating or humiliating that it's the emotional equivalent of having someone bite your balls or kick you in the stones.

"Damn, being fired from that last gig was a bite in the balls."

by bongoman September 24, 2008