Hot avocado

A sex act where one person blows a snot rocket into another person's anus.

"My boyfriend is allergic to my cats so he gave me a hot avocado and then left."

by Nom.De.Plume January 24, 2017

Nikocado Avocado

The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado

Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022

The Avocado man

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023

apocalumnus

(pl. apocalumni)

A member of the graduating class of 2012, named for the Mayans' alleged prediction the world will end that year.

"Dude, you think the economy will recover in time for the apocalumni to get good jobs?"

"I don't know. Glad I graduated 5 years ago. It's gonna be tough being an apocalumnus."

by obscuravirtus August 11, 2009

Apocalyptologest

A scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. Usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the Apocalyptologest.

Zayd the Apocalyptologest: "I predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my shit was unnaturally big today!"

by The Sand Niglet May 8, 2011

avolatte

a dumb trend involving a hollowed out avocado, filled with latte coffee.

mmm... this avolatte sure is delicious

ew, Cheryl how can you drink an avolatte

avolattes are so gross

by Adriel Terrazas June 1, 2017

apocalypto_12

Tyler Scheid, part of Markiplier and friends. Has a Twitch that he frequently streams on. Makes an appearance in several Markiplier videos. His tagline is #SmileAlways.

p1: Go follow apocalypto_12 on twitch
p2: What will I see?
p1: A sexy Tyler

by thisguylovescats March 10, 2018