m-4a1 m203 assault rifle

Weapon. Used for killing people. Known as the M-4A1 M203 Assault Rifle by army weapons instructors and saddos who have probably never even held one, let alone fired one.

"Oh wow, is that an M-4A1 M203 Assault Rifle? I think I'm getting wood."

by Mr Cynicism September 28, 2005

five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.

by andyBOB September 26, 2005

Assault Clip

A device that aids in the filling of a magazine.

Commonly mistaken for the item 'assault magazine'. Though to be fair, a magazine is only an 'assault magazine' when you use it to assault someone. A magazine, either detached or attached, holds the ammunition for a particular firearm. A clip inserts into the magazine in order to fill it quicker. A magazine is not a clip, and a clip is not a magazine.

AK-47's do not use 'assault clips'. They use standard 30 capacity magazines. Common examples of firearms that use clips include Mauser Broomhandles, the SKS and the M1 Garand.

by Jfl0 December 30, 2013

Assault

Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.

Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"

by Liam April 22, 2004

assalope

Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

sextual assault

unwanted sexual advances through texts

texter1:"you wanna come over and have sex?"
texter2" no! ur a creeper! thats sextual assault!"

by GRUBAH! December 21, 2008

m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

Proof that gun nuts can't spell (and probably shouldn't vote either).

Hyuk. I was just cleaning my m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle before I left to go vote Bush in the upcomin' election.

by -Gimpulse- June 19, 2006