them apples

When you throw a Dell apple at somebody.

Mike was sitting at his cube, when I came up behind him and beaned him with the apple and said "How you like them apples biaaatch!"

by DJ Russell October 13, 2006

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

Drunken Apples

1. A group of teens (or twenty-year-olds who act like teens) that have gone to a bar and gotten drunk. Usually applies to girls.

2. Non-plural version, Drunken Apple, refers to only one individual who has become drunk and/or acts drunk.

3. The title of a nonsense media file about apples & apple juice making someone drunk.

"You see all those drunken apples come out of that bar?"

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005

bobbin for apples

Find a recently buried dead person of the opposite sex. Then you slit open the ass-hole and make a really big hole. Then you stick your head in and "bob for organs."

Sup dawg, wanna go bobbin for apples tonite!

by Da Been October 4, 2006

DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

Bobbing for Apples

a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth

you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there”

by lil' BOBO September 12, 2020

bobbing for apples

When a male inserts one or more of his testicles into a female's anus and proceeds to have intercourse with her while his testicles remain engulfed in her rectum.

I'm gonna try this shit (bobbing for apples) at home...

by Nicklaus October 24, 2006