amnesian

the state of having amnesia

David: Dude, do you remember that one time when we went to Busch Gardens and you were too chicken to go on sheikra?

Brian: Uhh no, man. Have you forgotten that I'm amnesian?

by ilikepieee May 24, 2009

stomach amnesia

your brain knows you just ate, but your stomach feels like you didn't.

a valid excuse for greedy people.

Guy 1: -__- bruh, you was just in my fridge 2 seconds ago!

Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.

by beatboxx April 26, 2011

spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

by mommuff June 24, 2014

Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.

Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia

by Captian Lion February 28, 2011

Voter Amnesia

When someone forgets all the bad things a politician has done in their time in office, and then proceeds to vote for them again.

Voter amnesia is very common in the United States.

by Spicyspectrum April 28, 2021

amnesiologist

1. The technical term for a date raper who uses GHB or Rohypnol.

Dude, Tonya is being a bitch and won't put out so I made her an appointment with the amnesiologist. I'll be getting some tonight for sure.

by that one guy no one knows December 10, 2009

Amnesty

Super coolest person in the world !!!!!!!! GO AMNESTY!!!

Oh man did you hear what Amnesty said?

Yeah it was soo smart shee is my idol!

by Amnesty is awesome February 6, 2010