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Alabama Toilet Buster

An Alabama Toilet Buster is where a man and a woman(redneck) initiate a 69 position in the bathroom. As soon as you finish, you will become raged and bodyslam the woman onto the toilet. You then dunk her head into your last night shit and force her to eat your shit. You then vomit into the toilet forcing her to, again to eat any of the sopping shit along with your vomit. Avoid this sex act when around fellow redneck as it will send them into a rage, inducing the same sex act upon you.
I gave Krystal a Alabama Toilet Buster around her cousin and her cousin induced the same act upon me.
by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017
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alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
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alabama roomba

The act of using your cousins back to sweep the floor while you're riding his dick.
That Alabama Roomba sure leaves a floor shiny
by Creampiedaddie March 9, 2018
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Alabama Bang Bus

When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.
Cletus: "Hey, what you's doin' this weekend?"
Jimmy: "We's gonna make an Alabama Bang Bus!"
by MassiveThotSlayer69 May 16, 2018
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alabama water snake

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake
by farty turds March 1, 2019
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Alabama Brownie

When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.
Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.
by Moax O’Neill June 6, 2019
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Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
by the one and only steve March 30, 2019
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