Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 05, 2014
A really cool dude whose content I enjoy. Politely, people who hate on him can FUCK OFF <3 because he's honestly awesome and never did anything to you anyway.
by kartermustdie February 21, 2025
"The Paping way" is a phrase used in conversations among Chads to describe a very brilliant way of doing something... or the complete opposite.
-Hey, I played chess with that kid and he started attacking with the king.
-The Paping way.
-I had to add some pictures in my project so I did it the Paping way.
-What do you mean?
-I added memes. (Brilliant idea)
-The Paping way.
-I had to add some pictures in my project so I did it the Paping way.
-What do you mean?
-I added memes. (Brilliant idea)
by ProteinGains February 10, 2023
by namjoonswife May 25, 2023
When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 November 21, 2015
Double Penetration on a tire swing.
by Sharkles August 26, 2016