Fat Tracker 

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

Fat Tracker by Stick42 November 19, 2006

fat finger dialing 

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

fat finger dialing by thedruproject January 27, 2007

fat loss 

to take a major fall

Dude, i saw this woman take a fat loss on the stairs this morning.

fat loss by Pak2dogz October 27, 2007

fat bombing 

Leaving a large sum of fat inducing food products on someone's desk with the intention that the food will be finished while the victim works at his or her desk.

Rico was always fat bombing the other programmers he worked with. His favorite victim was Earl as he had little or no willpower against chocolate candy bars.

fat bombing by LeGrand August 3, 2008

Fat Hand 

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.

The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.

Fat Hand by Vermiform March 29, 2009

Fat Surfer 

A man who must ride waves of fat before he can have intercourse with an extremely obese woman.

Your daddy is a fat surfer because your mother is so fat that before your daddy can make love to her he must first slap her thighs and then ride the waves in.

Fat Surfer by Dane Eidson January 12, 2009

fat ipod

when your ipod has gotten a lot of music downloaded to it. other terms include "whore ipod" or a case of "ipod obesity"

- hey man what are you doing??

:im dowloading all the beatles music onto my ipod! 255 songs!!!

- dang!! your going to have one fat ipod!

fat ipod by dusek leptir August 10, 2009