Cranitarian

One who lives off of a diet of brain juices.

My diet? I'm a cranitarian; I don't eat solid foods.

by Aileil Taliesin April 19, 2023

Cranjis McBasketball

We all have that cranjis in our life #wap

Hello cranjis mcbasketball #jimmy #Big #Balls

by jackson medium balls April 28, 2023

Cranikolosinusitium

scoliosis in the cranium when your very gay

I suffer from extreme cranikolosinusitium and will you go out with me please?

by TurtleBaron, I Make Up Words May 4, 2023

Cranger

Where bothering and anger combine when you someone's political opinions come from a place of thinking they know everything and preface their opinion with "I see what you're saying but..." in a condescending tone, or use the word "nuance" at all at any time, but are disingenuous in hearing what you have to say.

And often come across as incorrect.

The Biden supporter was feeling feelings of cranger because they were wrong

by Crangry May 8, 2023

Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

Crane

A good looker

Oi look at that boy over there, he’s such a crane

by Jacobk173739292 May 20, 2023

Cranbogging

Verb
1) the state of being on your menstrual cycle, usually to indicate a heavy flow

"Babe, I can't go into the pool today. It's that time of the month again and I'm cranbogging something fierce."

by Domura May 22, 2023