Rule 323482387

If you found *anything* and you proclaim what you found you must explain/talk about what you found/did to find etc.

Guy1: Yooo I just found Rule 323482387
Guy2: HOW?
Guy1: I'm not telling!
Guy2: I cite Rule 323482387
Guy1: SHIT

Rule 323482387 by Fracking897 May 23, 2018

75% Rule 

The rule that states if you are hooking up with a girl and you pull your junk out, she will either touch it, suck it, fuck it, or push it away. There is a 75% chance she will do something.

Dan: Yo, I was hooking up with Trinity last night, and I totally 75% Ruled her
Jon: What'd she do?
Dan: I got a handjob

75% Rule by JZBURGER May 6, 2014

The Dave Rule 

A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup

Man I hooked up with Mel last night!

Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!

The Dave Rule by yogi_b September 25, 2010

500 mile rule 

If you are more than 500 miles away from home, you can have sex with any nasty pig that is willing, because none of your friends will ever find out.

My shame and guilt were alleviated by my faith in the validity of the 500 mile rule"

500 mile rule by Vitriolic X August 15, 2011

Ja Rule 

Should have been on the soundtrack to passion of the christ.

It's murdaaaaaaaaaa

Ja Rule by IReallyDespiseJaRule,YaKnow? April 29, 2004

runescape 

Possibly the dumbest game ever. Ive tried it and gave it a chance, and I still hate it. It DOES have bad grapics, only SOME of the game is free. To get access to the huge part of the map you have to pay 5$ a month, personally, I don't like sitting on my computer and watching my person just hack at someone else while hearing a PEH noise everytime they hit it. Ive played SWG (Star Wars Galexies), Guild wars, and World of Warcraft and personally, they are shitty too but not near as shitty as runescape.

12 year old: Man runescape is so awsome, What you do is walk into places and kill things that look like squares by hitting them and missing them 75% of the time, ITS AWSOME!!!!!

Me: Well, I play Star Wars Galexies where you can explore different planets, hunt animals, become a bounty hunter and forge your own destiny by "Exterminating" Bounties, its awsome too.....You can also be a jedi and cut peoples heads off.

runescape by Snipermon June 9, 2007

Covid Rule 

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.

Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.

Covid Rule by Covido January 12, 2021