to coffee bean 

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

to coffee bean by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Green de la Bean 

1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.

1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!

2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3

3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.

Green de la Bean by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Funky Winker Bean 

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

Funky Winker Bean by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

roasting my bean 

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

roasting my bean by MLWriter March 28, 2019

Bayou butter bean 

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

Bayou butter bean by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

National Jelly Bean Day 

On April 22nd! Don't forget to celebrate :)

Also Earth Day and my birthday!

Hey, tomorrow's National Jelly Bean Day! Let's go buy some.

National Jelly Bean Day by ToothPasteIceCream December 4, 2020

sweet people bean 

A nice/good person, or a fan of StarStreamSkittles on Twitch

Oh my goodness! There are so many sweet people beans here!

sweet people bean by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021