Alex Turner

God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.

Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'

Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

by butterone78 August 23, 2019

Alex queer boy

Very queer

Alex Queer boy is queer

by Lolololololopo November 5, 2019

Alex Majors

Prime Athlete of the Human Species

Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species

by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019

Alex Healy

~Gay
~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here

Alex Healy is a retarded little cum slut

by Anvils February 25, 2020

Alex L

bad

alex l bad

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment right there

by ISRY November 9, 2020