Trump Tape

Any recording that exposes a public figure for admitting to sexual assault.

There is no trump tape of Bill Clinton.

by therearetwocolorsinmyhead October 10, 2016

Donald Trump

an ugly fat man who got impeached twice ( tHaNk GoSh ) and cheated and lied and got banned on twitter. He also gave birth to all of LE KARENZ >:O !!! and not to mention - ( he gross to wife and daughter ) So- i hate him and hes ugly LOOK AT HIS HAIR LOL! anyways, yaay bye fat discusting man :3 ( i cant spell cuz i am tired TTwTT

James : hey do you like trump
Jannet the karen : YeS aNd I dOnT sUpPoRt MaSkS dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO wEaR dOnAlD iS mY dAd!!!
Shirley : BRUH NO HE IS NOT YOUR DAD!!!! AND YOU NEED TO WEAR MASKS TO NOT GET COVID!
Jannet The Karen : SHUTUP COVID DOSENT EXIST STILL!!! IT STILL DOSENT! THE WORLD IS STUPID! NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD IS ACTULLY FLAT!!!
Coral : Hey guys whats going on? :D

Jannet : SHUT UP!!!!!
Coral : D: :(
Shirley and james : SHUT UP YOU IDIOT KAREN! WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW TRUMP HAS COVID?!
Jannet : NO HE DOES NO-
* Shirley has slapped jannet in da face OwO *
Jannet : OMG HOW COULD YOU WHERES YOUR MANAGER
Shirley, James, and Coral : THE EART IS A SPHERE! WE HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!! THATS WHAT KEEPS US ON EARTH!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP HAS COVID FROM NOT WEARING A MASK AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET COVID AND BE IN A FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL DAY GO RIGHT AHEAD AND GET COVID, BELIVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, AAND LOVE TRUMP! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH?!
* Jannet then takes a plane and does a freaking sloppy wet nast kiss on trumps mouth *
*Jannet then blacks out *

* Jannet now has covid, and will die in 50 days. *
* Shirley, Coral, and James all celebrate by drinking Coke and Dr Pepper and eating Pizza. *
* The End *

I hope u liked this story :3 But pls dont be mad at me :)

Donald Trump Sucks UnU

by Dino Chicken Nuggets January 22, 2021

trump bad

inherited billionaire, running for United States of America President with zero brains ! this my friends is "trump bad"

that whole conversation on facebook, that was definitely "trump bad"

by ozs2lb2 May 12, 2016

Trump style

The way Donald Trump would do something. The most direct and aggressive approach.

When you grab someone by the pussy, you're doing it Trump style.

by guitarf1 October 11, 2016

pull a Trump

To blatantly keep asserting a lie, despite the overwhelming and obvious facts to the contrary.

Real Estate Salesman tried to pull a Trump, as he stood next to me on the empty lot, he kept insisting that the building located on the lot was currently renting for 100k a month.

by Gottaloveit2 July 25, 2017

Trump Christian

A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.

Billy Bob: I can't wait until Trump kicks all them Mexican and refugee families out of our country. It'd be great if he waterboarded them on the way out.
Trump Christian: Amen on that brother.

by Webster 2021 November 29, 2016

Trump Lung

An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.

Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.

by Apostle of Carlin April 5, 2020