don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble with someone who has something held over your head. (I.e. you cheated on bae with bae's good friend)

Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to Mel who can text Leigha and let her know the dealio in .5 seconds. Don't shit where you eat, Dickson.

don't shit where you eat by mluque July 15, 2016

girls who eat carrots 

Carrot f***ed mango all u n***** die of f****** PewDiePie haha get wrecked and suck my d***

Girls who eat carrots are disgusting

girls who eat carrots by GiggleOfficial April 19, 2021

anti-eat ass 

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.

Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!

anti-eat ass by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005

pre-eat 

to eat a small meal before a feast to lessen the temptation to engore oneself.

Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.

pre-eat by billjenstuart May 10, 2011

go eat rocks 

(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.

son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

go eat rocks by Uncle Dimma May 7, 2013

go eat rocks 

( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).

son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or [die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

go eat rocks by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014

go eat coal 

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

go eat coal by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016