Dirty Ayden

when you collect STD's as if they are shiny Pokemon cards, going to any lengths to acquire them.

"Zane Vaughn has so many STD's, they are a Dirty Ayden"

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025

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Dirty Jon

The act of 2v1'ing an underage girl in your bed with your drunk best friend so hard, she has her period in your bed. and instead of cleaning your sheets, you just lick it clean till it shines

"Did you hear about sky vessy? she got dirty jon'd so hard by Jon, and braiden last night"

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025

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Dirty Morticia

The act of using some kind of heating apparatus (heat gun,curling iron ect.) to warm up the vaginas of a deceased woman for their purposes (usually sex).

I can't believe Paul was caught at the morgue paying for a Dirty Morticia. Paul said it was good but it was only warm for like 5 minutes.

by Hue G Wang December 3, 2025

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Dirty Gary

The act of cumming in an envelope and then posting it to your ex first class whilst downing a pint of lager in the local Wetherspoons.

I’m gonna dirty gary the shit out of my slaggy ex

by Pantonator December 4, 2025

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When a girl is sexually teasing you but claims she doesn't have the time to actually have the time to do it right now because she has something important to do in a few minutes ... So you flip her on her side, pull her pants down just enough to stick it in, pump for about 30 seconds then pull out of her vagina, immediately stick just the head of your cock in her ass and fill it with cum leaving her to clinch the newly deposited load inside of her rectum while she goes and completes whatever pressing task she needs to do.

Dude, Sarah kept messing with me but was like "Oh no we don't have time, my boyfriend's on his way and he'll be here any minute" so I gave her a dirty Chris! Bitch had just sit in her boyfriend's car for half an hour just clenching it!

by Chrisanova December 8, 2025

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