FaggimusPrime's definitions

Hunter MacMillan

A child prodigy in the art of playing the Skin Clarinet.
Skin Clarinet: while sucking a mans dick, begin to blow instead, and act as though you are playing a Clarinet like Squidward.

"Hunter MacMillan is a Natural, at playing the Skin Clarinet"

by FaggimusPrime November 24, 2025

Skin Tuba

the art of while eating ass, you begin to blow, as if you are giving them a raspberry but on their asshole. the other partner will then make Tuba sounds like from the song from veggietales

me and my girl just finished watching a classical movie, inspired me to play the Skin tuba

by FaggimusPrime November 25, 2025

Braiden McLovin

a person who drinks with 8th graders, until he gets sooo drunk, he goes behind the stadium at a field to puke, but comes back around the corner with his 4 inc dick, and says "so you gonna suck my dick or what?" while pointing at it.

Did you hear about sky vessy? she totally got braiden mclovin'd last night

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025

Dirty Jon

The act of 2v1'ing an underage girl in your bed with your drunk best friend so hard, she has her period in your bed. and instead of cleaning your sheets, you just lick it clean till it shines

"Did you hear about sky vessy? she got dirty jon'd so hard by Jon, and braiden last night"

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025

Dirty Ayden

when you collect STD's as if they are shiny Pokemon cards, going to any lengths to acquire them.

"Zane Vaughn has so many STD's, they are a Dirty Ayden"

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025