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When a girl is sexually teasing you but claims she doesn't have the time to actually have the time to do it right now because she has something important to do in a few minutes ... So you flip her on her side, pull her pants down just enough to stick it in, pump for about 30 seconds then pull out of her vagina, immediately stick just the head of your cock in her ass and fill it with cum leaving her to clinch the newly deposited load inside of her rectum while she goes and completes whatever pressing task she needs to do.
Dude, Sarah kept messing with me but was like "Oh no we don't have time, my boyfriend's on his way and he'll be here any minute" so I gave her a dirty Chris! Bitch had just sit in her boyfriend's car for half an hour just clenching it!
by Chrisanova December 8, 2025
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